April 2010
1 post
Miss Us?
So do we. First, Jessica must escape the clutches of a freaky sex cult (she’s currently surrounded by old man wieners), and Jeff has to find a way out of his dirty drug dealer shoes before the cops show up in response to the overwhelming smell of drug-addled feet. You know—real life problems. In the meantime, you can listen to an exclusive behind-the-scenes audio clip of Jeff hanging out...
Apr 22nd
March 2010
4 posts
Mar 26th
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Mar 20th
Mar 11th
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“… there’s an instant and enviable chemistry that pulls you in and...”
– JDob (a.k.a. @sloganeerist), Jan 21, 2010 - iTunes review
Mar 1st
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Ep. 4: She's a Shoesie
…and He Is a Hobo This time the penpals talk found shoes, pot vs. nothing, “a doughboy in the sand”, and River’s Edge. Plus, Jessica really begins to spread her [*pause*] wings. Enjoy! Listen now: [Listen/subscribe in iTunes] Music: Here We Go Magic - “Tunnelvision”
Mar 1st
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February 2010
6 posts
Listen Interview: @lonelysandwich January 24th, 2010
Feb 26th
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Settle Down, Everyone!
We’ve heard you loud and clear: You demand a new episode of 21CP. It’s in the works and on the way, so settle down. In the meantime, you can revisit a corrected/addendum-ized Episode 3 including virtually minutes of previously unpublished audio. If you act now, we’ll even throw in some bonus jokes for free.
Feb 26th
We are on Facebook.
Which Jeff HATES.  Come revel in the joy with me!   http://www.facebook.com/pages/21CP/294956809219
Feb 8th
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rolandfox-deactivated20120116 asked: You need to make a Zazzle t-shirt or something because I will proudly wear that shit.
Feb 5th
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Feb 5th
January 2010
8 posts
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ListenHere’s a quick interview Jeff did with...
Jan 30th
Jess (on Twitter): OH: "He's the kind of guy who thinks you don't deserve to live if you don't know the significance of the theme song from Jordan, Jesse, Go!"
Jeff (in reply by DM): Who's that kind of guy? Better not be me!
Jess: I'll never tell!
Jeff: Jerk.
Jess: Rectum.
Jeff: I barely touched 'em. Looks like someone doesn't want to hear about my trip [to SF].
Jess: Fine. Be that way. I've already spoken to people and know precisely what you were up to at all times.
Jeff: Yeah? Name some names.
Jess: [no response as of now]
Jan 27th
Dear San Fransisgoers:
Feel free to call Jeff & Jess: 21st Century Penpals to leave a Google Voice message, at (207) 619-2127.   You know, in case you get bored.  Because a few people you meet are going to be boring, I bet.  I mean, they’ll be nice and all, but still … *yawn*  And statistically-speaking, at least 27 of the attendees will have bad breath, and/or their armpit sweat will smell like...
Jan 22nd
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Ep. 3: Is That Gravy In Your Pocket? →
Episode 3: Is That Gravy In Your Pocket? This time the penpals discuss how they “met”, Internet friendships, meeting friendly strangers from online, a dog with a taste for human flesh, and lots more. Remember: In addition to email and Twitter and this here blog , we now have a Google Voice number you can call. C’mon, you—whisper some sweet nothings into our ears. Call...
Jan 19th
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ListenHere’s a special sneak preview of Episode 3,...
Jan 18th
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Email!
Listener Sippy McCloy writes: I asked my Polish coworker how to say your name, he said Barshch. Like Barsh with ch added to the end. I’d ask him to record it so that I could send it to you, but this is already weird enough. You don’t know what weird is, son. Trust us. Thanks for emailing, Sippy!
Jan 13th
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Ask Us About Our Jibber Jabber
Wanna get in touch with the Penpals? There are, like, dozens of ways of doing so! You could: Twitter us @ @21CP Email us @ 21CPenpals at Gmail Leave us a VM @ 207.619.21CP (NEW!) If you wanna be super sneaky, you could ask us a question anonymously. HOLY CRAP. HOW?! If you’re a Tumblr nerd like us, just go here. Or if you’d prefer it, you can ask on Formspring. Be nice! Unless...
Jan 12th
Jan 10th
The End Is Nigh →
Wikipedia: The End Is Nigh is an annual British fanzine edited by Michael Molcher. It was launched at the Bristol Comic Expo in 2005 and, since becoming a semi-annual publication, each subsequent issue is also launched there. It deals with the End of the World, each issue dealing with differently themed Apocalypses. The contents range from articles to sequential art, with contributors drawn...
Jan 1st
December 2009
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Episode 2: Stuff My Memaw Says →
EPISODE 2: Stuff My Memaw Says (Oh dear!) Polish Last Names • Coco the Gorilla vs The World • Ding Dong, Favrd is Dead • Shit My Grandma Says • Oh, Dear! It’s 2012 and the End of Your Stupid, Empty Existence Music: “55566688833” - James Figurine Powered by Podbean.com
Dec 31st
Dec 30th
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Episode 1: Foreplay to Footsie →
In this episode: • Sexy Thanksgiving • a Missed “Sleepless In Seattle” Moment • Going Incognito • Pants Leg Stimulation • the Fundamental Right to Bear Cats • Foodies • and MILF Hunting During Beard Season Subscribe in iTunes Listen now: Powered by Podbean.com
Dec 17th
Dec 9th
November 2009
3 posts
gorillasushi: I just spent the morning sipping coffee and listening to my new internet bff’s, Jeff & Jess. I think their podcast might be malfunctioning though because as the closing music played, I got all misty eyed. Aw, you guys. GO LISTEN AND BE THE COOL ONE WHO RECOMMENDS IT TO EVERYONE ELSE BEFORE IT’S A THING. Clearly, Mr. Sushi is a man of impeccable taste.  I believe that he also...
Nov 30th
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Nov 28th
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The Pilot (Episode Zero) →
Ladies and gentlemen: Jeff & Jess present 21st Century Penpals: The Pilot In this episode: Hunting with Dad Halloween a Gal Named Carla Smitten vs. Smite Nice Jewish Boy The C-Word/”Gay” Speakerphone This shit is the Podcast? Our First Fight Powered by Podbean.com Stay tuned for more soon…
Nov 28th